Y I love bananas

I just came across this giff file used as an avatar by an online contributor. I realised that the fruit says tons about me.

Not that I'm the monkey beside Mr. Yellow, I simply enjoy the fruit because

1) it is CHEAP!

2) it is not messy (e.g. squirt like the orange or stain like the mangosteen)

3) it is easy to dispose

4) two of them makes a great quick fix mini meal to satisfy the cravings

5) they provide the necessary energy before you work out

finally,

6) you can kill someone with its skin and still make it look like an accident. Haha!

I'm sure I can think of a dozen more reasons but this it enough monkeying for now! Back to work!!!