In case you don't believe how famous I am,
here's a sign erected to my honour in 2002.
Eversince my fame has spread beyond Ubin to the little red dot,
humans have been flocking in droves to watch me in action - like sunbathing,
under the pretense of conserving my playground, Chek Jawa.
Since 2002, Priscilla has not been spotted around Chek Jawa
by the Saint2 paparazzi team.
Based on our forensic experts' numerous encounters
with dead chameleons,
crabs and catfishes,
we conclude that Precilla must have either
1) eloped with Mas Salamat to a neighbouring country
2) gone over to another neighbouring country
to join on its wild and wacky elections
in order to achieve greater infamy.
While we mourn the loss of another national treasure,
we wish Priscilla all the best
and will continue in our endeavour
to seek out more wild foreign talents
to add to our sterile land.